when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.
— Deepak Chopra (via dorkvader)
…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were.
— (via mermaidsongs)
*whispers* Its almost hoodie season
Which means stick to well lit and highly populated areas at night if you’re Black.